Not Me! Monday

Another week, another Not Me! Monday.  

This week, I did (not) accidentally buy a rotten pumpkin to carve.  The innards were (not) brown instead of orange.  I was (not) sad that I couldn’t roast the seeds.

I did (not) set the jack-o-lantern out on my porch on a small table… right under the roof downspout.  It was (not) filled with about 3 inches of water when I went to light it Halloween night.  The top was (not) soft and did (not) cave in during the night.  I did (not) throw the jack-o-lantern away first thing the following morning.

I did (not) go to a Gopher’s football game this past weekend.  It was (not) like stepping into an alternate reality.  It was (not) the first time I’ve ever heard “rah” at a football game (it’s part of their song/chant).  The school song does (not) end with everyone spelling Minnesota.  Goldy Gopher (the mascot) did (not) have about eight wardrobe changes/Halloween costumes.   It was (not) cold enough that I ended up wearing all the layers of clothing I could find – plus hand warmers and a blanket :)

Now head over to MckMama’s blog to see what everyone else did (not) do this week.